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Enter: The Meatman [14 Dec 2005|07:27pm] [ mood | devious ] Thank you. As most of you well now are aware, I am the Meatman. What does this mean? To put it in simple terms, I am a man obsessed with Meat. That is why I always capitalize the word "Meat." It is that important. Let me start of by saying that Meat is more than food that you put in your mouth, chew, swallow, digest and excrete. Meat is a way of life. For example: if you want to fully understand a particular subject; you must get to the Meat of it. Does that explain it a little better? Meat is at the center of everything. You, me, the universe, we're all made of Meat. And Meat is what we will become when we die. It's a fact. Meat is everything; everything is Meat. Well, not everything. Rocks and vegetables aren't Meat. But some people feel that they should eat rocks and vegetables instead of Meat. These people are called vegetarians and vegans and herbivores, and they are all insane. They are destroying this country and this world and I am out to stop them. To phrase things another way, cattle graze on vegetables, and we eat them. Why should vegetarians be treated differently than any other herbivore? Me and my Meat Army feel this way, and think you should too. And since I'm a very well meaning person, if you don't agree with me or wish to join me and my Meatmen, then just stay out of my way. Like Lucille Brawl should learn to do. Lucille Brawl is nothing more than a fashion obsessed attention deprived masked hooligan that should be taken from the streets she supposedly protects and imprisoned. Should she interfere with me any more than she has previously, I may do just that. That's my ultimatum, human carnivores: MEAT OR DIE!!! MEAT or DIE

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